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If someone offers you a gift, and you decline to accept it, the other...
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There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
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I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I...
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… I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag and to the Savior, for whose...
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Tis a good thing to laugh at any rate, and if a straw can...
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Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
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There’s no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to...
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One kind word can warm three winter months.
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Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the...
Quote #14560
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.