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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education,...
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Friendship is love with understanding.
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The mind cannot long act the role of the heart.
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By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a...
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My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others,...
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Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Real education must ultimately be limited to men who insist on knowing. The rest...
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It is past all controversy that what costs dearest is, and ought to be,...