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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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I bet what happened was, they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the...
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Think not those faithful who praise all thy words and actions; but those who...
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Don’t dig your grave with your own knife and fork.
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‘I wish life was not so short,’ he thought. ‘Languages take such a time,...
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The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
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Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.
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I came here to tell you the truth, the good, the bad and the...
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You have to be careful who you let define your good.
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Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...