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I could prove God statistically.
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Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.
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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
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If you ever discover that what you’re seeing is a play within a play,...
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For my part I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of the...
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Pride defeats its own end, by bringing the man who seeks esteem and reverence...
Quote #17614
You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
Quote #33225
A guidance counselor who has made a fetish of security, or who has unwittingly...