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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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The White House is the leakiest place I’ve ever been in. (On special measures...
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The medium is the message.
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I told you he had a cash register mind. Rings every time he opens...
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I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
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The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may...
Quote #1605
Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings which is appreciated only by those...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #14459
My past is my wisdom to use today. . . my future is my...
Quote #24309
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it’s the triumphant...