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We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.
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I have learned that the less I pay attention, the more often I am...
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Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
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You may search my time-worn face, You’ll find a merry eye that twinkles I...
Quote #10971
Good music is good music, and everything else can go to hell.
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It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and...
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A friend of mine once sent me a postcard with a picture of the...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary...
Quote #19227
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