Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into obscurity, while one wise man forgets himself into...
Quote #21263
The lesson which life repeats and constantly enforces is ‘look under foot.’ You are...
Quote #20195
I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we...
Quote #3914
It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
Quote #32580
I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Quote #6846
The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects...
Quote #28169
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #34077
Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose...