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Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
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For aught that I could ever read, Could ever hear by tale or history,...
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Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we...
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Man’s chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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If you want to cut your own throat, don’t come to me for a...
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Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.
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He who is always his own counselor will often have a fool for his...
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History is a better guide than good intentions.
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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence,...