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The only thing I like about rich people is their money.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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When you read history it is quite astonishing to discover that there never was...
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My fellow Americans I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that...
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The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded...
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Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can...
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Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
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I can’t stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something...
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The older I get, the more I feel almost beautiful…
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Distance lasts a day. But reality lasts a lifetime.