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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #15475
Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.
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It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give...
Quote #26080
The whole motivation for any performer is ‘Look at me, Ma.’
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Pointing out the comic elements of a situation can bring a sense of proportion...
Quote #29188
I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough....
Quote #20319
Clarence Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin ’bout...
Quote #21706
Friends have all things in common.
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Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then...
Quote #10014
This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in...