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Devotees of grammatical studies have not been distinguished for any very remarkable felicities of...
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The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
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To err is human, to purr is feline.
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It is never too late to be what you might have been.
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It is easy enough to be pleasant, When life flows by like a song,...
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Winners never quit and quitters never win.
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I don’t think I’m ever more ‘aware’ than I am right after I hit...
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Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in...
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We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, ‘thank you,’ that...