Quote #6428
Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #5841
Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #3378
A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination.
Quote #19803
The great act of faith is when a man decides he is not God.
Quote #15219
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, “And whom...
Quote #33516
Age is no guarantee of maturity.
Quote #11452
Do not spit in the well – you may be thirsty by and by.
Quote #428
When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...