Quote #24146
What is inconceivable about the universe is that it is at all conceivable.
Quote #6910
Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in...
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #16666
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
Quote #28257
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #11019
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and...
Quote #21532
Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not....
Quote #2525
May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
Quote #26891
There are no athiests in foxholes.
Quote #3190
There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited...