Quote #1525
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
Quote #545
I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Quote #33650
A friend is, as it were, a second self.
Quote #11373
Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism.
Quote #17981
For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn...
Quote #8695
The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering.
Quote #26294
Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the...
Quote #28168
If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Quote #32252
The wrong sort of people are always in power because they would not be...
Quote #19507
My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or...