Quote #22787
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it...
Quote #31521
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #31466
In a total work, the failures have their not unimportant place.
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #6306
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of...
Quote #6803
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say “I...
Quote #13884
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
Quote #18017
If you want a quality, act as if you already had it. Try the...
Quote #7432
O wise man, wash your hands of that friend who associates with your enemies.