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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age — as your...
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They deem me mad for I will not sell my days for gold; I...
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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the...
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We never fully grasp the import of any true statement until we have a...
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Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom...
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If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he...
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The hatred we bear our enemies injures their happiness less than our own.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
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If you speak the truth, keep a foot in the stirrup.