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A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
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If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for...
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Tommy You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head...
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post...
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Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing.
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always...