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One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
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By the time you get to your ball, if you don’t know what to...
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Isn’t it funny how whenever we go to a county fair or a state...
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To find yourself, think for yourself.
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When in doubt, duck.
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Work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
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It is impossible to make people understand their ignorance for it requires knowledge to...
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I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
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Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice....
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An attempt is already underway to revise history-to leave the impression that the former...