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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
Quote #9718
Let me beg for your mercy if I have failed to earn your respect.
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There comes a time when summer asks what you have been doing all winter.
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Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
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There is no calamity greater than lavish desires. There is no greater guilt than...
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When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is...
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In youth we learn in age we understand.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.