Quote #46
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #3554
Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
Quote #33470
There was a time when we expected nothing of our children but obedience, as...
Quote #25153
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Quote #5350
There is so much time and so little to do; strike that, reverse it.
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #6381
Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #1276
Nietsche is Pietsche.”
Quote #20540
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Quote #398
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.