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The most dangerous aspect of present-day life is the dissolution of the feeling of...
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If you can’t ignore an insult, top it if you can’t top it, laugh...
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Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to...
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If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
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O what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and...
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.
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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…
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Invention is the mother of necessity.
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Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great...