Quote #3564
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #6982
What we call pleasure, and rightly so is the absence of all pain.
Quote #34544
Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks of what he intends to say...
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #839
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #28927
It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined.
Quote #27231
At least she’s the president of something, which is more than I can say....
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #2752
How should they answer?
Quote #17033
We hate those who will not take our advice, and despise them who do.