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If you want something very, very badly, let it go free. If it comes...
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If your prayers were always answered, you’d have a reason to doubt the wisdom...
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There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
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A genius is just a talented person who does his homework.
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You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.
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When you see a good man, try to emulate his example, and when you...
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How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the...
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The more things change, the more they remain… insane.
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.