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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is...
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Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body but knowledge which is...
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During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we...
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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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The only real valuable thing is intuition.
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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint...
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The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They...
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #1257
“What is it the Bible teaches us? – rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is...