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We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.
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Either you run the day or the day runs you.
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The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.
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The great masses of the people… will more easily fall victims to a big...
Quote #25771
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
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All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to...
Quote #21831
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t...
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He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the...
Quote #1478
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like...