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He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a...
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Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and...
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If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would...
Quote #1735
He who has never envied the vegetable has missed the human drama.
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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
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Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is...
Quote #2340
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
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He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.
Quote #2121
Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his...