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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for...
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Our heart has its reasons that reason cannot know.
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save...
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There is an alchemy in sorrow. It can be transmuted into wisdom, which, if...
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Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man.
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There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
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The definition of genius is that it acts unconsciously; and those who have produced...
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Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
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It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...