Quote #19311
With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
Quote #25779
It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
Quote #3119
Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.
Quote #12702
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
Quote #33614
Be neither too remote nor too familiar.
Quote #20433
In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, they had...
Quote #2374
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of...
Quote #33144
(Speaking about Satchel Paige’s pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets...
Quote #24047
I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I...
Quote #33639
The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for...