Quote #26297
Human beings are free except when humanity needs them.
Quote #28255
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
Quote #10260
You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?...
Quote #14519
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far...
Quote #10907
If privacy is outlawed, only outlaws will have privacy.
Quote #16811
Hell is full of musical amateurs music is the brandy of the damned.
Quote #6499
Music is essentially useless, as life is.
Quote #23676
The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease...
Quote #11979
We have not seen great things done in our time except by those who...
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...