Quote #6072
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Quote #1112
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
Quote #6055
In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
Quote #28655
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can...
Quote #10916
I love you. I used to pity your sorrow. But now, were you sorrowless,...
Quote #19209
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers
Quote #11870
To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we...
Quote #9773
If we value the pursuit of knowledge, we must be free to follow wherever...
Quote #18607
It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
Quote #1799
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.