Quote #691
Both the cockroach and the bird would get along very well without us, although...
Quote #28283
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #20005
One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.
Quote #31985
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Quote #24526
There is no love lost between us.
Quote #11137
An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented...
Quote #24080
I don’t measure America by its achievement but by its potential.
Quote #2250
He was a wise man who invented God.
Quote #13168
No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove...
Quote #30086
Riches, like glory or heath, have no more beauty or pleasure than their possessor...