Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #3014
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.
Quote #21963
Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell ‘em, ‘Certainly I...
Quote #575
Before a war, military science seems a real science, like astronomy. After a war...
Quote #17204
Thou shouldst eat to live not live to eat.
Quote #25940
There is no greater challenge than to have someone relying upon you no greater...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.
Quote #32638
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
Quote #10873
Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an...
Quote #30934
He who fears something gives it power over him.