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There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.
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Sometimes I get bored riding down the beautiful streets of L.A. I know it...
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The lip of truth shall be established for ever: but a lying tongue is...
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The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway.
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Ambition is not a vice of little people.
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Don’t speak unless you can improve on the silence.
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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.