Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #5410
I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall...
Quote #16752
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to...
Quote #48
Nothing ever goes away.
Quote #1184
“How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible,...
Quote #12853
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.
Quote #13695
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
Quote #3309
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
Quote #28472
The sudden disappointment of a hope leaves a scar which the ultimate fulfillment of...
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.