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Is my friend in the bunker or is the bastard on the green
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Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
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Bygone troubles are a pleasure to talk about.
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Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
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No matter how slow the film, Spirit always stands still long enough for the...
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I think the American public wants a solemn ass as a President, and I...
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He was a wise man who invented God.
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I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of...
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No guest is so welcome in a friend’s house that he will not become...