Quote #1781
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
Quote #1394
I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man...
Quote #14988
So much of what is best in us is bound up in our love...
Quote #532
Excessive literary production is a social offense.
Quote #12081
Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the best even of their blunders.
Quote #570
There are days when any electrical appliance in the house, including the vacuum cleaner,...
Quote #11034
My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
Quote #12271
He was burned, so he ran into the bamboo grove, but the grove caught...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #3743
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit...