Quote #27494
Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, Not because they never found it,...
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‘We are always doing’, says he, ‘something for Posterity, but I would fain see...
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
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Beauty is handed out as undemocratically as inherited peerages, and beautiful people have done...
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Every mile is two in winter.
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Every man has a rainy corner of his life whence comes foul weather which...
Quote #11724
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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Nothing amuses me more than the easy manner with which everybody settles the abundance...
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #13181
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.