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Some promises are better left unsaid
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Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word,...
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Often people attempt to live their lives backwards; they try to have more things,...
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #28751
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn’t matter if only we could prevent...
Quote #32464
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Quote #11933
A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
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God has two dwellings one in heaven, and the other in a meek and...
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
Quote #17944
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes chance, nature, compulsion,...