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The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
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Nothing makes your sense of humor disappear faster than having somebody ask you where...
Quote #19391
Let a man avoid evil deeds as a man who loves life avoids poison.
Quote #2212
When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion.
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Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to...
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The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the...
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After dinner, rest after dinner walk a mile.
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Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll...
Quote #28828
Winning isn’t everything. Wanting to is.