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If I only had an hour to chop down a tree, I would spend...
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‘Resource-constrained environment’ are fancy Pentagon words that mean there isn’t enough money to go...
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Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
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I have learned to use the word impossible with the greatest caution.
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When men are pure, laws are useless when men are corrupt, laws are broken.
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Humor is a rubber sword – it allows you to make a point without...
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The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy,...
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The unfit die — the fit both live and thrive. Alas, who say so...