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I am not an optimist, but i am not a pessimist, what I am...
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Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
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Imitation causes us to leave natural ways to enter into artificial ones; it therefore...
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Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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We all of us need assistance. Those who sustain others themselves want to be...