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The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
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Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see...
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
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Of any stopping place in life, it is good to ask whether it will...
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Only the devil wishes everyone to be his friend.
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Love is not blind-It sees more and not less, but because it sees more,...
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Virtue is a state of war, and to live in it we have always...
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Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried.