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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for...
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Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.
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Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.
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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not...
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If you don’t know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing...
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Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
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When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is...