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I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people...
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Even God cannot change the past.
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You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a...
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety other women cloyThe appetites they...
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My life has been one great big joke A dance that’s walked A song...
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There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one...
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My boat goes west, your’s east. Heaven’s a wind for both journeys.
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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Happiness is a butterfly which when pursued is just out of grasp… But if...
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There’s a sucker born every minute.