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When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
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There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
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No nation ancient or modern ever lost the liberty of freely speaking, writing, or...
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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
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There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
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When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to...
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If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
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‘Are you lost, daddy’ I asked tenderly. ‘Shut up,’ he explained.
Quote #7549
Justice is the end of government. It is the end of civil society. It...