Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #2183
Religion is the fashionable substitute for belief.
Quote #17322
Truly, to tell lies is not honorable but when the truth entails tremendous ruin,...
Quote #10268
Trust in Allah, but tie your camel.
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #2339
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so...
Quote #5031
Do not follow where the path may lead…Go instead where there is no path...
Quote #24839
Politeness costs nothing. Nothing, that is, to him that shows it but if often...
Quote #20839
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.