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I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
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Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of...
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The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes...
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I turned into the helicopter … the red carpet was rolled up. … The...
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Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
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It is not true that life is one damn thing after another- it is...
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Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
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Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
Quote #7251
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...