Jimmy Durante Quote #33751 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I hate music, especially when it’s played.
Buddy Hackett Quote #9957 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
John Haldane Quote #34107 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that...
Napoleon Bonaparte Quote #13933 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Ability is of little account without opportunity.
Plato Quote #8108 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety.
Tom Lehrer Quote #34222 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and...
Assyrian Proverb Quote #30828 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
Chinese Proverb Quote #9764 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it...
Oscar Wilde Quote #2790 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28398 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...