Quote #33751
I hate music, especially when it’s played.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #34107
So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that...
Quote #13933
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
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Nothing in the affairs of men is worthy of great anxiety.
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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and...
Quote #30828
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
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A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it...
Quote #2790
America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up.
Quote #28398
I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was...