Quote #3549
There are, however, people in this world who seldom pick up a newspaper, people...
Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #4610
To add insult to injury.
Quote #34207
First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while...
Quote #22107
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one ‘O...
Quote #31661
If I had thought about it, I wouldn’t have done the experiment. The literature...
Quote #3843
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.
Quote #17933
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.
Quote #8730
Duty without love is deplorable. Duty with love is desirable. Love without duty is...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...