Quote #598
Eating without conversation is only stoking.
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Don’t ever take a fence down until you know the reason why it was...
Quote #4712
Whoever desires to found a state and give it laws, must start with assuming...
Quote #13904
The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.
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It is not too strong a statement to declare that this is the way...
Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Quote #28047
You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #492
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
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Music is essentially useless, as life is: but both have an ideal extension which...
Quote #28158
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don’t think I’d call it Trampo-Land,...